Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
we should paint friendship bongs
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