Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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