We won't sleep together?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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