OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
What drink are we having for lunch?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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