It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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