Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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