One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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