your room smells of hookers.
And success
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
My vagina is officially offended.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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