I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
