It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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