did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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