brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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