I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Sacagawea was the original milf.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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