Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
