My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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