His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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