I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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