trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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