So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
this hospital has no fireball
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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