Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
Quick, to the slutcave!
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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