ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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