dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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