Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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