the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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