so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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