We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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