Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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