the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
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