Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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