Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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