look no pants
only if we run a train.
done.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
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