Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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