come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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