She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I look excited, but its just a facade.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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