I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
