Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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