shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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