Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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