is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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