Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Its about making memories worth repressing
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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