I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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