Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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