People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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