3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
that is very illegal...i love you.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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