I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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