I don't think brook has ever known best
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Randomize
