For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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