Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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