He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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