Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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