Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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