I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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