I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
