in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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