If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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